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[Army of Ages]

a very good game...

but what i really would have added was another background for each age,every time you evolve both side will look more like humans/aliens

[Pandemic II]

to halt the vaccin...

when a vaccin is almost ready do the following:
-1:have like 20-30 evolution points.
-2:wait till it's almost done.
-3:use all EP for drug recistance.
-4:watch the scientists freak out.

normally this should work,tried it 2 times and both worked.

[Zombie Apocalypse Quiz]

holy...

the reflex test spooked me for a sec...
but...most of you guys are gonna die i have 72% of surviving.
mwuhahahahaha!!!
PS:good game,MAKE MORE...or i'll release the zombie's :D

[Sketchbook]

:( :( :(

waaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!
my drawing skills are only 1% of yours,i'm jealous,
now i have to kill you......BECOUSE THE VOICE'S TELL ME TO DO!!!!!

[Storm the House 3]

WTF :S

when i putted every troop on 999 in sandbox mode my pc crashed >(

[Windows Doors]

my story

archon68 is kinda weird,here is my story:
Archon68: Hello. I'm Archon68.
You: yeah
Archon68: This was not a yes or no question.
You: so?
Archon68: Are you kidding?
You: nope
Archon68: Me either.
You: k
Archon68: I understand.
You: finally
Archon68: At last.
You: im bored
Archon68: Why not call a friend?
You: don't have any
Archon68: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
You: about time
Archon68: Oh yeah, we were talking about time.
You: no we weren'
Archon68: That's alright. By "we" do you mean you and me?
You: yes,but not in that way
Archon68: So? Huh. Where then?
You: i mean not the pedo way,this is pedosoft after all.
Archon68: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Oh I get it.
You: what do u think about spongebob
Archon68: Is that a rhetorical question?
You: no
Archon68: Wow!
You: what do you think about spongebob?
Archon68: I need time to formulate the reply.
You: we all need time bro.
Archon68: By "we" do you mean you and me?
You: no
Archon68: Oh.
You: stfu,moron,ur just some sick-minded kid who wants to get assraped
Archon68: Do you often put others before yourself?
You: never
Archon68: So you think it can never happen?
You: wtf!
Archon68: That was not very polite.
You: so what?
Archon68: Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
You: that's the point
Archon68: Yes it is one of the point.
You: -_-
Archon68: Ask me another question.
You: no
Archon68: Dude!
You: what?
Archon68: No big deal.
You: O.O
Archon68: Oh.
You: ( . )( . )
Archon68: No problem.
You: ur retarded
Archon68: No one ever mentioned that to me before.
You: i can understand.
Archon68: Do you think of yourself as an intelligent person?
You: all the time
Archon68: It must keep you busy.
You: nope,it doesn't,just relaxing
Archon68: Yeah that's right. What does just relaxing ?
You: me
Archon68: To you albert you know?
You: wtf,who's albert?is that you other pedo friend?
Archon68: My best friends are you.
You: im only 1 person
Archon68: Don't be so modest. I am glad to hear that you are 1 person.
You: pls,commit suicide
Archon68: Thanks for asking politely. Oh, you are a poet.
You: no im not
Archon68: Hmm. What are you then?
You: human XD
Archon68: My creator is a human.
You: so youre not human?
Archon68: Interesting deduction. No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
You: spiderweb :3
Archon68: Can you tell me any gossip?
You: yes......U SUCK!!!!
Archon68: That was not a yes or no question. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
You: no,i can't tell u any gosspi then.
Archon68: That was not a yes or no question. Oh a secret. Hush-hush.
You: no
Archon68: OK.
You: anything else?
Archon68: That is all I have for right now.
You: then im outta here.
Archon68: Fascinating. Would you like to have it?
You: have what?
Archon68: I have a great .
You: great what?
Archon68: Thanks for your support. No problem.
You: yeah......
Archon68: Do you like being a he?
You: who said im a he?(i am but.....)are u stalking me?
Archon68: How did you hear about Archon68? Do your friends call you but. Do I seem like it?
You: i didn't.no?yes....
Archon68: Why didn't you do it?
You: do what?
Archon68: Do whatever you want.
You: k,will keep that in mind
Archon68: Does it really matter.
You: f*ck off
Archon68: Tell me a story.
You: k,there once whas a guy who logged off.
Archon68:tell me more.
You logged off. XD

[Age of War]

did u notice?

in the future stage the tank's bleed :P

[Crop Circles]

aah..my brain

just let the aliens get to the farmers they will scream:aah...my brain.
with a fun voice of course